So this wonderful human being put the lyrics of Let it Go through a bunch of languages on Google Translate and eventually translated them back to English and then sang those lyrics and the result is WONDERFUL.
So here are a bunch of resources i’ve gathered. I thought that I’d share them because they’re really helpful. Hope they’ll make your life easier! I’ve never made one of these before, so let me know if any of the links aren’t working.
- 200 words that describe light
- how to keep a journal
- read some slam poetry
- huge writing masterpost
- how to reveal character
- help with writer’s block
- find out which author you write like
- write interactive books (kind of like choose your own adventure)
- good brainstorming/ organizing tool
- zen writing tool
makeup and hair
- filling in eyebrows
- twin buns
- how to contour
- everyday makeup routine
- how to make any color of lipstick… from crayons
- natural beauty remedies
- the trick to liquid eyeliner (this is how i wear mine, it’s quite easy to master)
- cool makeup tips
- stylish eye makeup (from Lauren Conrad)
- gradient lip makeup
- different ways to braid your hair
- messy buns tutorial
- how to make your own temporary tattoo
- apply eyeliner, mascara, and curl lashes with a spoon
- how to survive college
- various yoga poses for stress relief
- HUGE studying masterpost (I mean huge)
- solve any math problem
- how to effectively pull an all-nighter
- teaches everything
- find out who an anon is (not sure if still working)
- mass tag replacer
- huge theme-related download pack
- post a bunch of things from a blog’s archive
- good pixel blog and theme references
- really good redux edits
- my favorite falling snow effect (it’s interactive on your blog!)
- tumblr theme generator
- random image script
- tumblr savior for mobile
- cute yahoo answers (the cutest thing ever)
- emergency compliment
- draw a stickman
- coping skills and distractions
- for some reason these videos always cheer me up
- calming gif
- givesmehope (this will cheer you up it is so cute)
- answer trivia questions and give people rice !!
- Cool websites for wasting time (1, 2, 3 )
- make sand art online (you could spend hours on this site tbh)
- make a a giant squid pillow! (because why not?)
- how to do special effects makeup (tw: gore?)
- create your own nebula
- read creepy wikipedia articles
- read more creepy wikipedia articles (warning, I haven’t read these articles, so I do not know what they contain. read at your own risk.)
- random colour each time
- disney lies/ urban legends
- make your own acapella band
- watch a real-time streaming of the ocean
- just click this. trust me.
- make your own pokemon secret base
- this will take you to a cool place
- color matching game
- downloadable indie games / in-browser indie games
- games you played back in the day
- really cute online games
- cards against humanity pdf
- sushi cat (really cute, calming game)
- takes you to a random location and you have to guess where you are
- color matching game
- akinator, the web genie (kind of like 20 questions, but with famous people)
food to make
- panera mac n cheese recipe
- different salad recipes
- fricking recipes
- harry potter recipes
- healthy recipes
- s’mores pie (keep in the fridge and heat up for 15 seconds when you want a piece so its warm and it just tastes really good please make this)
- nutella hot chocolate
- peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
- cookie in a mug
- starbucks holiday drinks
- fruit leathers (like fruit roll-ups, only much better)
photo editing things
- punk edit tutorial
- remove backgrounds without photoshop
- topaz-like action
- glitch tutorial
- double exposure effect
- photoshop brushes masterpost
- this blog has a lot of ps resources
- so does this one
- how to draw ears
- how to make an animated film
- learn how to draw anything
- turn your paper art into digital
- skeleton practice drawing tool thingy
- how to draw semi- realistic eyes
- how to make pixel art
- good reference for drawing water
- free digital sculpting tool
sounds n music
- masterpost of sounds of nature
- more sounds of nature
- find more artists to listen to (basically you pick an artist, and it shows more artists, and you click those. it’s a never ending lists of music in your taste!)
- listen to playlists (here’s mine)
- get the best sound from your iTunes
- coffee shop sounds for productivity
- rain sounds
- white noise generator
- some more cool sounds
- how to make an 8-bit/chiptune
learn to do things
- make a flower crown
- make dip-dyed shoes
- make glitter out of salt
- make a blanket nest
- how to make origami
- how to embroider
- learn to read korean in 15 minutes
- newspaper nails (i’ve done these before… super easy and look really cool!!)
- tie-dye denim
- make a font from your handwriting
- learn to play guitar
- personality quizzes
- the ‘eye’ test
- find out which disney princess you are
- online color challenge
- trivia quizzes
other useful things
- is a website actually down?
- hobbies masterpost
- best, most comfy onesies ever
- clothing life hacks
- when to pee during a movie
- how to remove pilling from clothing
- 100 tips for life
- sleep calculator
- kawaii emoticons
- run windows programs on a mac
- plant studio (like microsoft paint, but with plants!)
- find out which font something is
- create a color palate from an image
|Just write me an essay about phallus ssshshhhhhhhh|
al is louder - always has been, always will be. he sighs and moans and yells and begs and whimpers and whines. he curses and blesses and praises, waxes fucking poetic in the middle of sex. and phin takes it all happily, listens to every drop and gives it back in expressions. al wants to give pictures of phin’s expressions during sex to a renaissance painter and hoard them for himself.
both of them are about the same level of experimental - the difference is usually that al is the one to voice it, set it up, say, “look at this, let’s try this.” phin is the one to cock an eyebrow and say, “yes.”
al wants to take more risks. al wants to delve into more dangerous kinks because he trusts phin so completely - trusts him to choke him and brutally fuck him without leaving lasting damage or severely hurting him. trusts him to turn into a giant wolf and hunt him down in the woods, pin him down and fuck him into the dirt. phin is only so inclined towards some of these risks. he doesn’t consciously mean to, but he views al as more fragile than he is - he’s so small, so pretty and cute, so petite, so human. he’s so much more easily broken.
they fuck and make love in turns - sometimes it one turns into the other. sometimes they start and then it dies off halfway through and neither come, they just talk and cuddle. sometimes they’re exhausted and they plan on just passing out and end up fucking slowly and intimately, breathing each other’s names against their heated skin. and the lights don’t matter anymore. they never really mattered in the first place. they first fucked in the dim winter light managing to seep past the snow outside, and they fuck in the bright morning light and the soft darkness of night and the flickering lights of jazz club bathrooms and the candlelit twilight of power outages.
they never get caught masturbating because they both welcome the other finding them and watching them. al especially does. he loves pushing his pants down and lying on the bed and touching himself, making soft noises, and opening his eyes when the door opens, looking at phin with furrowed brows and a bit lip. he loves getting up in the morning and going to the bathroom and finding phin with a hand against the tiles, part-blurred by steam and bowed against the spray, panting lost in the sound of the water hitting his skin, fingers around his cock and eyes closed.
they both love threesomes, they both suggest threesomes. nights at pubs are spent rehashing life and work and then gossiping about the multitude of attractive people around them. they make bets about people’s willingness to join them for a threesome and they pay each other in fivers and blowjobs.
they don’t really consider it “stealing” when they wear each other’s underwear. phin rarely wears al’s because he’s just enough smaller to make his briefs or panties a tad tight on phin and phin’s slide off al with a bit too much frequency - but god, al loves seeing phin in knickers. he loves seeing the way it cups him and the way it lays on his arse.
they come first in turns, just like how they fuck or make love. al likes to get off on phin getting off, and phin likes to watch and hear al dissolve.
neither is better than the other at giving oral, both love receiving it, and both adore giving it, though al is a lot more aggressive in his love for giving it. he could honestly just give phin blowjobs alone for a week. he could rim him every day and moan like a whore every time phin comes and be completely satisfied.
al is a switch but naturally submissive to phin, deferring to him as his alpha in bed. he loves when phin takes him, loves when phin pins him down with ease and sinks into him and makes him beg for more, always more. but there are times when al pushes phin onto the bed and pulls out the fortified, werewolf proof cuffs and spreaders and collars. days where he teases phin for an hour before holding his cheeks spread and pushing his cock into him, fucks him slow and languid. days when he fucks phin and puts a ball gag in his mouth and pulls his hair. no matter who doms, they both initiate sex, mutually more often than not.
they’re both sensitive, but physically, al’s more sensitive - phin has more patience most days, but the days al doms him, al has all the patience in the world.
it’d be easier to list kinks they don’t share, honestly.
white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
eeeeeee that’s canon and adoRABLE
|Elizabeth Hart X Hartlan Felix?|
I’M CRYING THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
ELIZABETH IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS AND HARTLAN’S THE CHESHIRE CAT OH MY GOD
HERE WE GO
The Hannibal fandom extends a cordial invitation toALL THE FANDOMSin Tumblr to join us for dinner.
Our beloved show is currentlystruggling with ratings, and as you all understand, that can be quite a sticky situation to be in if you want to have a show you love renewed for another season.
So here we are, asking you people to help us help Will Graham and get the show going for many more seasons. We would be more than thrilled to have more people to share thisintelligent,elegantandutterly superbshow with, as well as the madness of our fandom.
Watch Hannibal Friday at 10/9c on NBC.
I think “helpushelpwillgraham” just became the tag for this
I know this is a Benedict blog, but this is important to me. This isn’t a “hey turn on our tv show to insult Bieber fans.” This is a legit plee. I understand that the show is gory and trigger-some to people. If you have recording ways on cable or dish, just hit record. It counts as a view. You can delete it right after! No need to even see it! Please, if you can, do this for us!
hey guys! so supernatural had hella rad graphics for their ”everybody watch this shit” campaign, so i decided to join in and make one too :)
- Who is louder?
- Who is more experimental?
- Who takes more risks?
- Do they fuck or make love?
- Lights on or off?
- Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
- Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
- Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
- Who comes first?
- Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
- Who is more submissive?
- Who usually initiates things?
- Who is more sensitive?
- Who has the most patience?
- Which kinks do they share?
Use this to combat pro-life “statistics” (aka, statistics pulled out of a random donkey’s hiney).
MODEL IS A BOY. GET OVER IT YEAH?
anyways. now that thats over. this is HELLA OLD. it was from my fuck thinspiration photoshoot.
Hey Joji! This was a really sweet look. You can pull off anything and look amazing.
|Don't ever say you're fat. Au contraire, you're beautiful,|
Excuse you, I am fat AND beautiful and I will shout it from the rooftops. They are not mutually exclusive of one another.