Sherlock and John are so obviously gay for each other that CBS has to make John a girl so America doesn’t flip its shit about lead homos.
Oh goodie I’m not the only one who thinks this.
Also, they’ll be sleeping together before the end of the 4th episode. Calling it right now.
First episode: intense awkward eyesex. Second episode: passionate and awkward almost-sex. Third episode: Sex and then nothing and awkwardness.
together… Maybe. But Jonny Lee Miller has no sex appeal. So I don’t think I’d ship him with anyone
I want to murder this show and it hasn’t even aired.
Cases? What cases? Oh, those things. They come around every sixth episode or so.
Fifth episode: Sherlock happens to glance at another woman and Watson storms off.